Even Better Than Wonkette
Even better than the Wonkette's take on things is this piece by Kevin Huffman in the Washington Post.
Frameworks bring clarity to the fundraising process, and your plan has a simple, clear message: We have fun peddling fear to Luddites...
...your plan divides Republican donors into two main categories: small donors who are "visceral," "reactionary" and motivated by "fear," and large donors who are "calculated," "ego-driven" and motivated by "access."
And no end of fun. And a warning not to put to put language insulting your donors on paper. In the end, everything gets leaked.